Being Nice ...
Sigh~ ...
Recently I found that I really have to be selective over being nice to the opposite sex ...
All along, I have this nature of being nice to people, especially to those less attractive or popular women, who are normally neglected in most gatherings, or rather in most places. I just feel that it is not very nice to ignore those less "fortunate" species in parties, clubs or gatherings and just crowd around those pretty, attractive babes. I have to stress that I do not have weird taste in term of picking a girl or attracted by one ... looks, is definitely very important on first sight ( I know, I am being shallow ... as I realised that figure is equally important too ).
This nobel act of being charitable in creating some hopes and confident to these deprived groups actually back fired ... As said earlier, my criteria of selecting a partner ( ONS , Long and Short Term Relationships ) is definitely not on a anything goes choice, due to the fact that I do not want to ruin my past records of quality catches and not wanting to be disowned by my parents ( Their requirements also include family background, intelligence and career ... which I care less . If go accordingly to their stipulated requirements, I might still be the greatest sort after virgin ...). Anything other than those relationships that will affect the rest of my life, the requirement is plain simple ... that is as long as you are friendly, I don't mind having an extra friend. Recently, this act of being nice and friendly... put me in a stage that I would like to re-think about being CHARITABLE !!!
Before I brag about the incidents, a very important fact is that those gals involved is not any normal guy or even abnormal horny bastards will ever lay an eye on ...
Case 1 :
In this instance, I actually should not blame them and is not that irritating after all ( After some deep analysis, I should be responsible for it more than anything .... since it is normal for them to be aggressive to hunt me down, as I am indeed a god sent quality prey to them).
I have to repeat myself again that I really admit that I deserved all these ...
This case is just plain natural ... These people's confidence is rekindled and start to aim for the sky, which is trying to make me their "Boy Friend" ( Those smarter or I shall put it as more realistic one , hope to be a memeber of IBNR Club ( Intimate but Not Related ... A.K.A ONS ).
Now I am a victim myself in clubs and gatherings , as I have lost my freedom to roam, and hunt... I am totally suffocated by these timid----->aggressive creatures.
Therefore it is very true that some good deeds not only don't pay well, it sucks !
Case 2 :
This is the scenerio I hated most ... $#$%$%^%^&&
After being nice to these discarded species, these unfortunate spieces ... never even think of thank you for making them feel important and being slightly pampered just like any ordinary woman ... They embarrassed you and make you sick !!!
These discarded species, after having their First Experience ( Which I believe if not for my kind heart ... they will never have it in their miserable life ) being well taken care of ( Taken care means ... err giving some attention to their needs ... Just Moral Needs!!! Like listening to them , lying to them with praises ...) by a guy ... not just ordinary guy (Who? Me la !) can suddenly transformed into some kind of "Touch Me Not" and " 10 Yards Away " character.
Their confidence suddenly exploded to such extent that they believed that their only regret is that they are too busy in their life that they have forgotten to submit their application for Miss Universe Peagent. Anyway ... I have given them hopes in life, so still fine, even though they suddenly drifted away from reality that they are ....ugly ( This is the only better word I can find). If that is the case, I have accomplished my good deeds, why should I get pissed ?
THESE FREAKING SPECIES THINK THAT I AM INTERESTED IN THEM !!!
Some started to hint to me that I am not their cup of tea ... Agreed!!! But why hint me ...?
Some started to tell others that I am aftering them ... When on earth I start to like Alien ?
Some started demanding me to do this do that ... Hey ! Initially, I am being friendly and nice, nothing more than that ... And if I am demanded by my friends ... no complains ! The freaking thing is these women thought that I should do as demanded ... because I am a suitor !!!
Some started expecting me to buy them drinks, buy them things ... Hello!!! Christmas is still far too early and me no Santa either !!!
The greatest joke is when I was asked by a friend to call one of these species ( This fucker friend of mine is having a party ... and this ugly bitch is a common friend. Actually, she will never be in the invitation list if not that she had overheard about this party. Due to the fact that we are all quality hunters, no one is interested in wasting the time and money to make that call to that boar like creature ... For god sake , I did it !) And below is some extract from the conversation on the phone ... sobz
Me : Hello XXX , I was asked to let you know about the party, hope to see you there.
She : I've knew about the party and you actually need not call me. Anyway, I know you are a nice guy, but I am not interested lor ... I really hope I did not hurt you. Furthermore, I am going to appy for air stewardess job and might not be in town so often ... Bla bla bla
Me : Huh ? Me and you ? What you mean ?
She : Nevermind ... I got a incoming call , see you in the party .
Me : ................
For those people that know me long enough can imagine this : The look on my face with mouth wide open, blood dripping down from my eyes and nose ... with my mobile phone falling off from my hand in slow motion ... slowly smashing onto the hard ground ... Nearly stunned me to death !!! Her dream of being air hostess ? Even the new invention of the Big Air Bus can't take off with her size and weight onboard ... I started to regret on my good deeds ...
I realised that I have indeed slowly tarnishing my image through all these charitable deeds, and I definitely need to put an end to all these ... All my friends are cursing at me that I am creating monsters and puting life into them and these dying creatures are rampaging the world again. My friends insisted that I should do something about it , as I have also make these monsters falsely realised that they too can survive in the party world, and it is creating an unacceptable ugly scene in the party world ... Since this disater is from me , from me being nice ... I will reverse it back to the acceptable level of the party world . I will be freaking mean and start tearing down all those confidence that I have built for these creatures and even destroy little pride from their parents, pushing down to the lowest level of hell ... Not even god can save them ! And they will disappeared from the surface of the earth , following the foot steps of dinosaurs ...
This Friday, the party ... That oversized, overweight, hopeful stewardess-to-be will be my 1st victim ... Muhahahahhahaa ... Not for humiliating me ... but for my poor mobile that sacrificed .
It will definitely be awakening night for the monsters world ... And the world will be clean and back to normal again !
Recently I found that I really have to be selective over being nice to the opposite sex ...
All along, I have this nature of being nice to people, especially to those less attractive or popular women, who are normally neglected in most gatherings, or rather in most places. I just feel that it is not very nice to ignore those less "fortunate" species in parties, clubs or gatherings and just crowd around those pretty, attractive babes. I have to stress that I do not have weird taste in term of picking a girl or attracted by one ... looks, is definitely very important on first sight ( I know, I am being shallow ... as I realised that figure is equally important too ).
This nobel act of being charitable in creating some hopes and confident to these deprived groups actually back fired ... As said earlier, my criteria of selecting a partner ( ONS , Long and Short Term Relationships ) is definitely not on a anything goes choice, due to the fact that I do not want to ruin my past records of quality catches and not wanting to be disowned by my parents ( Their requirements also include family background, intelligence and career ... which I care less . If go accordingly to their stipulated requirements, I might still be the greatest sort after virgin ...). Anything other than those relationships that will affect the rest of my life, the requirement is plain simple ... that is as long as you are friendly, I don't mind having an extra friend. Recently, this act of being nice and friendly... put me in a stage that I would like to re-think about being CHARITABLE !!!
Before I brag about the incidents, a very important fact is that those gals involved is not any normal guy or even abnormal horny bastards will ever lay an eye on ...
Case 1 :
In this instance, I actually should not blame them and is not that irritating after all ( After some deep analysis, I should be responsible for it more than anything .... since it is normal for them to be aggressive to hunt me down, as I am indeed a god sent quality prey to them).
I have to repeat myself again that I really admit that I deserved all these ...
This case is just plain natural ... These people's confidence is rekindled and start to aim for the sky, which is trying to make me their "Boy Friend" ( Those smarter or I shall put it as more realistic one , hope to be a memeber of IBNR Club ( Intimate but Not Related ... A.K.A ONS ).
Now I am a victim myself in clubs and gatherings , as I have lost my freedom to roam, and hunt... I am totally suffocated by these timid----->aggressive creatures.
Therefore it is very true that some good deeds not only don't pay well, it sucks !
Case 2 :
This is the scenerio I hated most ... $#$%$%^%^&&
After being nice to these discarded species, these unfortunate spieces ... never even think of thank you for making them feel important and being slightly pampered just like any ordinary woman ... They embarrassed you and make you sick !!!
These discarded species, after having their First Experience ( Which I believe if not for my kind heart ... they will never have it in their miserable life ) being well taken care of ( Taken care means ... err giving some attention to their needs ... Just Moral Needs!!! Like listening to them , lying to them with praises ...) by a guy ... not just ordinary guy (Who? Me la !) can suddenly transformed into some kind of "Touch Me Not" and " 10 Yards Away " character.
Their confidence suddenly exploded to such extent that they believed that their only regret is that they are too busy in their life that they have forgotten to submit their application for Miss Universe Peagent. Anyway ... I have given them hopes in life, so still fine, even though they suddenly drifted away from reality that they are ....ugly ( This is the only better word I can find). If that is the case, I have accomplished my good deeds, why should I get pissed ?
THESE FREAKING SPECIES THINK THAT I AM INTERESTED IN THEM !!!
Some started to hint to me that I am not their cup of tea ... Agreed!!! But why hint me ...?
Some started to tell others that I am aftering them ... When on earth I start to like Alien ?
Some started demanding me to do this do that ... Hey ! Initially, I am being friendly and nice, nothing more than that ... And if I am demanded by my friends ... no complains ! The freaking thing is these women thought that I should do as demanded ... because I am a suitor !!!
Some started expecting me to buy them drinks, buy them things ... Hello!!! Christmas is still far too early and me no Santa either !!!
The greatest joke is when I was asked by a friend to call one of these species ( This fucker friend of mine is having a party ... and this ugly bitch is a common friend. Actually, she will never be in the invitation list if not that she had overheard about this party. Due to the fact that we are all quality hunters, no one is interested in wasting the time and money to make that call to that boar like creature ... For god sake , I did it !) And below is some extract from the conversation on the phone ... sobz
Me : Hello XXX , I was asked to let you know about the party, hope to see you there.
She : I've knew about the party and you actually need not call me. Anyway, I know you are a nice guy, but I am not interested lor ... I really hope I did not hurt you. Furthermore, I am going to appy for air stewardess job and might not be in town so often ... Bla bla bla
Me : Huh ? Me and you ? What you mean ?
She : Nevermind ... I got a incoming call , see you in the party .
Me : ................
For those people that know me long enough can imagine this : The look on my face with mouth wide open, blood dripping down from my eyes and nose ... with my mobile phone falling off from my hand in slow motion ... slowly smashing onto the hard ground ... Nearly stunned me to death !!! Her dream of being air hostess ? Even the new invention of the Big Air Bus can't take off with her size and weight onboard ... I started to regret on my good deeds ...
I realised that I have indeed slowly tarnishing my image through all these charitable deeds, and I definitely need to put an end to all these ... All my friends are cursing at me that I am creating monsters and puting life into them and these dying creatures are rampaging the world again. My friends insisted that I should do something about it , as I have also make these monsters falsely realised that they too can survive in the party world, and it is creating an unacceptable ugly scene in the party world ... Since this disater is from me , from me being nice ... I will reverse it back to the acceptable level of the party world . I will be freaking mean and start tearing down all those confidence that I have built for these creatures and even destroy little pride from their parents, pushing down to the lowest level of hell ... Not even god can save them ! And they will disappeared from the surface of the earth , following the foot steps of dinosaurs ...
This Friday, the party ... That oversized, overweight, hopeful stewardess-to-be will be my 1st victim ... Muhahahahhahaa ... Not for humiliating me ... but for my poor mobile that sacrificed .
It will definitely be awakening night for the monsters world ... And the world will be clean and back to normal again !
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